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kuueater:

send this to your ex with no context

(x)

officialbrostrider:

helenaphan:

officialbrostrider:

i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”

two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out

did you say yes

DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES

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nawyougood:

theinternationalasshole:

Imagine having sex with a girl and she turns into a legit monster
Do you continue fucking her or do you run away?

does the pussy stay human pussy or does it become monster pussy? will she kill me if my stroke weak? if the condom breaks, will i create an x men baby? do monsters get the clap? its levels to this shit and i need answers.

gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

poodlepunk:

this is the best omegle conversation i’ve had so far

Little Richard being completely serious (x)

Track: 5 Lolitas

Artist: Lana Del Rey

Album: Lolita

bromancing-the-stone:

andyrockcandy:

Lana Del Rey - 5 Lolitas (What happens when you layer all four demos and the album version)

This is so sick.

This sounds like it should be a Bond song.

hellotrickster:

 (via chaila)