LOOK AT ITS BIG FOOTERS
IMAGINE THE TOE BEANS ON THIS BABBY
Lynx footsies are mostly floof
He can’t have too much bean, he lives in the chilly zone. He’ll get cold beanies and that’s no good.
this is the cutest fucking post oh my fucking god
when i was in elementary school i was told by my teacher to stop using exclamation marks for every sentence and that they should only be used for exciting things and i remember feeling confused because i thought everything was exciting
this is the saddest thing I’ve ever read
What makes it even sadder is the fact that there is not even one exclamation mark in there
I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want?
haha and then what? ;)
—Marie Antoinette (2006)
Just so everyone is clear, the handsome Black man tutoring Marie Antoinette is Joseph Boulogne, classical musician extraordinaire whose work influenced Mozart’s. This has been your Western music history tidbit of the day. Adieu!
*just leaves this here*
I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE
"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"(via bl-ossomed)
the one white teacher that always tried to be down
This commercial is amazing.
I work at an Under Armour store and we got to see this commercial way before they showed it on TV and everyone was speechless except one dude. He was all like “What the hell? Why the fuck would they make a ballet commercial? It’s not a sport.” My boss was quick to jump down his throat and said “Alright then get your ass on the floor and work on you tippy toes for the rest of your shift. If I fucking see you off them you will be the first of the temps to get cut!” He was on his tippy toes for the last hour and a half of his shift lol